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The Postmaster General of the World · III. The Postmaster General of the world.

How a postal handover after the American Revolution became the lien on every commodity that moves.

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The Postmaster General of the world.

How a postal handover after the American Revolution became the lien on every commodity that moves.

Picture the planet as a vessel. A great big boat floating in the sea of space we call the solar system. Every continent, every nation, every individual on the surface is part of the cargo of that vessel. The system needs one office to coordinate the movement of goods, the routing of correspondence, the issuance of bills, the settlement of timelines across the whole boat. That office is the Post.

The General of the Post is, and has been for centuries, the King of Great Britain. Whoever sits on that throne sits as Postmaster General of the world, with a lien on every shipment, every contract, every certificate that crosses an international port. The British naval, postal and admiralty systems are the same system, and they did not stay in Britain, they wrapped the planet during the colonial era and never let go.

How the United States ended up underneath that lien is a piece of history almost no American is taught.

Before the Revolution, the colonies had a post office. The Philadelphia post office. The Benjamin Franklin Postal Court. Built by Franklin himself, who was Postmaster General of the colonies and used that role to coordinate the resistance. From that office, international trade and commerce were originated under colonial authority. When the war broke out, the Crown cut that office off, because all wars vacate that kind of contract. American shipping had no clearing house.

After the Revolution ended, the colonies could not simply reopen Philadelphia and resume international trade. The reason was money. America owed France one point six million francs for funding the war. The debt sat unpaid. Until it was settled, the United States was, in commercial terms, an open prize.

Three monarchs argued for the right to be Postmaster of the new American territory. Spain claimed it on grounds of prior discovery, that Christopher Columbus had reached the New World first under a Spanish crown. France claimed it on grounds of having funded the Revolution. The King of Great Britain claimed it on the simplest ground of all, that the inhabitants were still his people, the reigning monarch of the planet was him, and he was opening a post office in their capital whether anyone liked it or not.

Britain won. A British post office was installed, which is why the post office at Washington D.C. still operates inside a colonial postal lineage, and why Canada was attached to the same node. That single act made the King of Great Britain the Postmaster General of the entire North American continent. From that moment forward, anything that any other monarch wanted to extract from the United States, anything from natural resources to manufactured goods to people, had to flow through his office and pay tribute to his clearing system.

That is the contract the Crown has been quietly enforcing for over two centuries. The Declaration of Independence ended British political rule. It did not end British postal rule. The colonies became politically free and commercially captured at the same moment, and most of what looks like American sovereignty since 1783 has been a costume worn over a colonial postal arrangement.

This matters because the contract has an expiry mechanism. Postal franchises run on bankruptcy cycles. The United States has gone through three international bankruptcies since the founding. The first was in 1789, when the Constitution was ratified and a new federal financial system was set up to pay off the Revolutionary debt. The second was in 1861, around the Civil War, with Lincoln's greenbacks and the suspension of specie payments. The third bankruptcy began in 1933, when Roosevelt took the country off the gold standard domestically, confiscated private gold and pledged the labour of every American as collateral for the national debt.

Every one of those bankruptcies operated under a seventy year reorganisation clock. The third clock ran out in 1999. Hold that date. Almost everything that happens between now and the end of this dossier hinges on it.

The colonies became politically free and commercially captured at the same moment.